Calendar Removed From Public Life For Being 'Too Linear'
All meetings will now occur 'sometime soon, in a way that honors everyone's pace.'
The Gregorian calendar has been formally retired from public life, sources confirmed, after a coalition of advocacy groups deemed its insistence on dates 'aggressively linear and Western.'
Replacement systems include vibe-based scheduling, agreement by mood, and a new shared diary in which every day is simply labeled 'Now.'
Public reaction has been mixed. Some celebrated the liberation. Others were unable to attend the announcement because they did not know when it occurred.
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